Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
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