Your tits are I can't wait for
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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