i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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