yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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