where am i from again
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
it's great music for shaving your balls
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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