Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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