The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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