too bad you live with your parents still
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
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I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
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is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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