This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
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