so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
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