We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
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it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
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We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
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