Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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