Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I can't turn off my feet"
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Randomize
