One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
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