why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
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