Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
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I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
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I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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