Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Lo siento on account of my penis...
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