i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
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I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
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idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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