is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
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Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
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I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
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