what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
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On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
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I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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