if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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