omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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