i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
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Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
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No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
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