I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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