Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
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I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
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Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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