yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
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I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
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I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
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