I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
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Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
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I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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