You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
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My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
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I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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