All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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