Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I smell stomach acid.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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