I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
be right there i have to get my cape
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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