You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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