Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
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I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
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Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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