i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Randomize
