Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Just invented taco cereal.
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Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
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Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
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