Christians are straight up FREAKS
I'm laying in your front yard are you home
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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