Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
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