I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
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whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
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Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
So much Jack, so little girl.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize