The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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