How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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