Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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