dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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