doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
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