she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
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I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
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If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
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