Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
pray to the hookup gods
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
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