No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
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all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
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Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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