well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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