Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
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During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
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my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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