She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
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