im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
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