Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
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Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
Just invented taco cereal.
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
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I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
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