Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
Randomize
