My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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