For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
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