Grow some girl-balls and come out already
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
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you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
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Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Randomize