people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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